k-9 confusion

last night upon exiting our dining establishment, spu and i encountered some police officers with a german shepherd police dog.

perhaps later i will blog about the dinner itself, which could be a humorous story if done right. in fact, my whole yesterday is a hi-lariously mundane tale of missed connections, poor planning, unreliable computers, unclear communications, and bad television.

anyhow, later, spu said to me, "the german shepherd looked very confused."

"yeah?" i said.

"he didn't know whether to follow his training and attack the mexican, or follow his genetic impulse and attack the jew."

it must have further confused the poor k-9 officer that both of us are half-breeds.