tobacco only señor

out on the porch enjoying some abingdon in my gourd calabash. a gardener's truck pulled up, i guess to adjust their garbage bin. one of the gardeners said he liked my pipe, asked me where i got it. "the internet", i said, truthfully.

then he asked "you smoke mota in it?"

"nope," i said, "tobacco only".

then, he asked, "oh.. what do you smoke your mota in?"

the correct response being, of course, "i don't smoke mota, especially not in this pipe."

"oh," he said, "me neither, it hurts my lungs."

all right then.