for the past couple of days, a sharp, pungent stench has been hovering around the vanity/bathroom area of my apt. the first time i smelled it i had just been for a run and thought i was smelling my sweaty self. but the next day i smelt it when i got out of the shower.
today, while sitting on my thinking chair, i realized: right next to my feet was a homemade woven animal hair bathmat. i picked it up and sniffed it, and it smelled like a wet, sweaty goat, which is hardly unsurprising, because i am pretty sure that's exactly what it is.
well, goats prefer the great outdoors, and that's where it's hanging out now. the stinkiest thing in my apt now is me, which is the way it should be.
it is acrylic - no animal