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July 12, 2008

specialization isn't only for ants

a sister of a friend of a friend decided that being a GP just didn't provide enough opportunity for sticking her fingers up strangers' asses, so she decided to become a hemorrhoid specialist. now she uses lasers to shoot people in the ass, full-time.

it's great to find your calling.

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i encouraged the Doc to try to use this as a general suggestion for all patients. "hm, knee hurts? have you tried putting a laser in your ass?"

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