i thought i'd pop on over to fark for a change, i haven't visited in many years. this was not only linked but got a followup post.
Brew Your Own Beer - Yeah it might not taste that great and you will be “that guy” that makes all your friends try their shitty brew but every true booze hound has to give it a shot at least once.
Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don’t look like a total fucking hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well.
right. classy.
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i sure would like to learn the difference between whiskey and bourbon. please tell me, o great alcohol sophisticate.
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one is the other, but another is not always the other.
"I don't drink ale I drink beer"
so, you know this and I don't get the joke.
He may have meant scots/irish whisky(ey) for whisky though. Its a friggen gaelic word, so I would hope they have some claim to it.
(or should I say we?)
Though its much better when my son tells the doctor "Thats just a rectangle, you can draw perfectly equal sides for a square."
> one is the other, but another is not always the other.
drink a bottle of whiskey and then say that!
or bourbon, if you prefer.
but certainly not scotch, that's whisky, not whiskey.
what is that?
it's... it's...
it's green.
Wine will take over the world and the Frenchies will flirt with our mothers, refined manners ensue, happiness becomes universal, The Constitution is fulfilled.