today at the gym, spu, for reasons unknown, brought up the Gorillaz lyric that goes, "linin' them up like ass cracks".
we decided that this is a phrase we need to work into our daily conversation. examples follow.
"Oh, those boxes? Just put them over there. Line 'em up like ass cracks."
"The parking was tight, I had to line up like ass cracks."
"I spent the weekend re-arranging my beer glass collection. I lined 'em up like ass cracks."
The possiblities are endless. In order to count them, I'll start by linin' 'em up like ass cracks.
Don't know that song, but can I play? (In fact, you could probably go public with this & compile a huge compilation!)
- My class was so unruly I had to line 'em up like ass cracks.
- At Harley's Puppy School Graduation on Sunday, the teacher will probably line 'em up like ass cracks.
- My class was so noisy, I often told them to put their heads down on their desks, then told them they looked like someone lined 'em up like ass cracks.
Let me know if I'm in. Love, Mom