yarr

i realized today that my beers lack something: pretentious, amateurish labels.

i realized, with sorrow, that it is not within my skillset to prepare pretentious, amateurish labels for my pretentious, amateurish beer. however, i do have other skills! I can kinda write, sorta. unfortunately, i can't exactly stick a poem or short story in each bottle, and even though really i could, i'm just too lazy, especially since that would provide temptation for custom content per bottle. the idea of the work involved is too horrible to contemplate.

so instead, i utilized my minimal web design skills to finally get something off my TODO list: a homebrew website, featuring the brewery of yours truly.

it'll be updated more frequently soon, i guess, and i'll keep it up to date as i can, and give links to those victims who receive bottles of my stuff. that way, we can share tasting notes. hooray!

but anyhow, to get back on topic, since i can't make crappy labels, but i can write crappy short stories, i've in-og-yoor-ated my idea with a cruddy short story for the stout i brewed yesterday. let's all hope the stout comes out better than the story did.

you can find it on the beer page. i ain't gonna link it again.

yarr.