DO NOT WANT

i don't like warm weather.

i don't like cold weather.

i like hot weather or cool weather. cold weather makes me put on too many clothes, and then if i get up and move around, i'm warm. if i stay where i am, i'm cold. warm weather brings me to the brink of sweating but stops short.

hot weather, now that, i like. ironically, too, because i hated it when i lived in it. hot weather, i'm bathed in sweat at all times, and it does its thing. none of this "ooh, it got cooler, stop sweating", or "oh noes, it got warmer, start sweating!" no, sir, when it's hot, it's hot even if it's hot-N or hot+M. it's hot and my poor dumb body doesn't have to worry about being confused.

so, mister weather man, either crank it up a notch or freakin cool the weather, i don't like this "warm" crap.