20 minutes of warm up

she: can you move that barbell a little?
me: i can roll it this way.
she: no, just move it a little to the side. then we can put a chair here.
me: <boggle> that's 300 pounds
she: you can lift that!
me: yeah, i sure can, but it will take me 20 minutes to warm up.
she: we can move it together!
me: <boggle>