penile error

so there i was, standing in the can, johnston in hand, preparing to let flow with a mighty river of digested tea, when i glanced into the bathroom sink and observed a disgusting little beetlebug. beetlebugs are disgusting enough on their own, but our grody little apartment has been having backflow problems in the bathroom sink, so this disgusting little beetlebug appeared to be preparing to make with the feasting on some crud that had been upchucked into the sink by our grody building's piping system.

ick.

thinking quickly but not quickly enough, i sent my right, unoccupied hand faucetwards and turned on the water. i manipulated the adjustable stream tip on the faucet, in an effort to hose and drown the disgusting little beetlebug. unfortunately, while concentrating on my act of insecticide, i managed to forget about the adjustable stream tip still in my other hand which had, at some point after i began my rampage, quite of its own accord, activated, and was at that moment operating at full capacity.

my johnston, unfortunately, is not equipped with any automatic targeting systems, and the manual targeting system, while engaged, was not operating at full concentration. at some point, the other, smaller brain upstairs caught on to what was happening and directed the stream back into the proper place, but not before, alas, i had made a mess.

but i did manage to kill that fuckin beetlebug.