the deadlift man

who can take a sunrise
breakfast and a loo
grunt and strain and bleed
and lift a miracle or two?
the deadlift man can, the deadlift man can!
the deadlift man can 'cause he lifts in just his drawers
and makes the cheeks feel good

who can take a long bar
squat down from up high
grip the bar in half and make the shoulder blades cry
the deadlift man can, the deadlift man can!
the deadlift man can 'cause he lifts in just his drawers
and makes the cheeks feel good

the deadlift man makes
every gasp he takes
satisfying and delicious
but if your grip is not pernicious
you'll soon be sleeping with the fishes

who can take a callous
dip it in some chalk?
kiss the shins with iron as he brings it to the top
the deadlift man?
the deadlift man can
the deadlift man can
the deadlift man can 'cause he lifts in just his drawers
and makes the cheeks feel good

and the cheeks feel good
'cause the deadlift man think they should...