funnier than fiction

she: my folks left me a voice mail
me: didn't you tell me you talked to them maybe once a month?
she: every other week, yeah
me: and now that you've got me, they won't stop calling you
she: that's right
me: i bet that voice mail isn't even for you, i bet they just want to talk to me
she: <dialing> omfg wtf?
me: what?
she: it's my mom, she wants you to call her