11/23/2006: SIGNAGE

i found this sign in phonix SKY HARBOR (ha ha ha i can't say or even think "sky harbor" without laughing at the absurd unwarranted-big-headedness of the name. gimme a friggen break. you're a lousy regional airport, not a fucking "sky harbor") :

see the funny bit?

no?

i will explain it for yous:

what do you reckon the odds are of finding gourmet anything right next to "fast food"?

that's right, zero.

and yet we keep on calling *$ "gourmet". uh huh. it's fast food. it's right next to mcdonalds. they don't put a gourmet diamond store right next to pic'n'save, they don't put a gourmet coffee shop right next to mcd.

(they put it across the street).