absolutely brilliant

i think i've seen some/all of these before, but it makes no difference: i'm still laughing out loud at most of them.

"These people are so beautiful and happy and peaceful. Let's destroy their machine-god and teach them how to kill and screw."

omfg. bwahahaah!

"YOUR LAST BATTLEFIELD
You don't suppose this episode is meant to be some sort of allegory about 20th century earth, do you?"

har. har har! HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!!