yarrr, matey!

i saw a guy with two earrings today, one spiraly one in each lobe.

i recalled The Rules from back in elementary school.

if you're pierced in your right ear, you're gay. nobody really knew what it meant to be gay, only that it had something to do with getting your ass kicked a lot.

if you're pierced in your left ear that's okay, you're not gay. you're still probably going to get picked on, at least if you're me. but i showed them!

and, of course, if you're pierced in both ears, you're a pirate, matey! yarrrr!!!