holy the crap!!

i saw it! there i was, taking a leak, and, bored, with very little to do for the upcoming 30 seconds, i glanced over into the mirror.

and that's when i saw it. right there in the mirror! staring back at me!

i am a handsome guy!

then i looked back down to finish what i was doing, finished what i was doing, and looked back in the mirror. shit! just regular-old-me again. what happened to the handsome guy? maybe i'll hit the right angle again next time.