heavy beers??!?

i'm going to utah soon and i was curious about the liquor laws. i found this:

Packaged liquor, wine, and heavy beer (over 3.2%) are available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies..

I figured it would be something like this. I seem to recall hearing that you have to buy your wine and Real Beer from state stores in UT. that's goofy.

but what's even more goofy is calling 3.3% a "heavy beer". jebus. i don't think i've ever made a beer that was less than 5%, and i don't think i've ever enjoyed one that was less than 4%.

a nice scaldis noel at 12-15% is a heavy beer. a pint of gulden draak at 12% is a heavy beer, and you'd better have a pillow in the flight path of your head by the end of that pint. i've flushed piss that had more alcohol in it than a utah "heavy beer".

okay, no i haven't, but you know what i mean.