me

i am a silly, old-school, romantic, quixotic, pedestalizing sentimentalist.

that's one of the things i like about me.

as long as it doesn't get out of hand.

and it never does, because i can laugh at and viciously deconstruct every silly, old-school, romantic, quixotic, pedestalizing sentimentalism that comes out of my silly, old-school, romantic, quixotic, pedestalizing sentimentalizing mind.

har de har de har.

orbits? trains? stars??

i've got to be joking.

i am and i am not.

that's my irresistable charm. oh, how i love me. mmmph-mmmmm-smoochy-smooch-mmmmm.