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May 15, 2006
glad i'm not a republican
i was reading an article about some hungry bears (jay: he loves the macaque) when i was distracted by an horrific image:
The first thing that sprang to mind was "thank god i'm not a republican, because that'd be my dating pool". out of curiosity i visited the site, which, as far as i could tell, does not contain pics of other hideous republicans, beyond the few at the bottom of the page (including the guy who will KICK YOUR ASS unless you buy one of the lame shirts).
a couple of the shirts are entertaining, but some are a bit scary, like the one that says "tree. rope. journalist. some assembly required."
yeah, nothing flushes out my kind of women than a good ole-fashioned lynching.
jfc.
oh, and for them's of yous that's thinking "geez, saint, you're such a show-van-ist, don't you know beauty's only skin deep?" i have only this to say: the kind of ugliness embodied by the thought "imagine no liberals" goes all the way under the skin and right into the rotten core.
Retail outlets wanted. Even if you don't own a store, you can sell our shirts at gun shows and live events.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!