hah!!!

immediately after posting this steaming pile, amazon pooped out an ad at me for the latest and greatest how-many-blades-can-we-fit-in-a-cartridge monstrosity from gillette.

five blades!!!

and it probably vibrates or shoots out lotion or some nonsense. i just upgraded from a double-sided, single-bladed safety razor to a single-sided single-bladed straight razor, and amazon thinks i'm interested in a 5 blade disposable.

cute ;)