nobody fucks with the jesus

ugh. on this weekend's hike i played a little trick on the xtians.

i won't go into details. when i did it, i felt evil with a capital E. Eeeeevil. I was on mount diablo, i was entitled to some eeeevil.

since then, yhwh has visited upon me some plagues: sunburn (meh) a rash on my neck (ugh) an itchy beard (gonna solve that tomorrow) and some problems in hades (glurk). plus, my new sunglasses don't really fit, but that's really my doing and not god's.

this sucks.