fewp

i've never really had what's known as a "waist".

or at least, if I've got one, I've never been able to find out where it is.

this renders difficult for me many activities taken for granted by those who have successfully located their waists, such as: wearing pants, wearing belts, even wearing a kilt.

fortunately for me, though, being home and alone i am fettered by none of the above.