jeff and ray

another unrestful night. i thought i'd sleep well after my first 4mi run, but i didn't. i was plagued by a weird dream, and i'd like to plague you with the same, dear reader.

it was my birthday. i was having a star wars-themed party, although there were no decorations or costumes to indicate such. i was standing near a drainage or irrigation ditch, filled with running water. the guests arrived. there was only one: a combined being of Jeff Goldblum and Ray Romano. You know, 2-in-1, like Jesus-as-man and Jesus-as-divinity or Clark Kent/Superman. we partied for a while and i know there were some events that transpired but i can't remember them. after a while, Goldblum/Romano died and was carried off. He floated, dead, down the irrigation canal. Then I was in a movie theater, a small one, with no walls. On my right was W, on my left me paw, and down in front were a happy young couple. Some crap-o movie was playing, and the young couple got a bit frisky. Pretty soon one-eyed-willie made an appearance, judging from their projection-booth-silhouette. It came at the feminie half of the happy couple from an impossible angle, and she performed upon it acts not mentionable in this family forum. Me paw, disgusted that such things would be going on in a theater with no walls or ceiling, got up to contact the manager. The lights came on and the movie went off, and the manager threw out a big blue tarp from the back row to the front. The tarp bordered the happy couple on the left side and presumable ceased their activities at the same time that it sanitized the seats.

At this point I was a little glum, having had a pretty crappy birthday party so far, but my spirits were raised when, out of the distance and alongside the irrigation ditch, who should come marching up with a merry band of dwarves and munchkins, but our very own presumably-deceased Jeff Goldblum/Ray Romano! Oh, happy day! He grinned and was happy to see me. We chatted some, and I think there was some activity that had something to do with a cupboard full of teacups. I'm not sure.

Presently I woke up and found W, who also smiled and was happy to see me.

Huzzah.