ugh

irs sent back my tax return. they can't process it because i forgot to sign it.

i suppose i will also be getting back my state return -- or maybe not. the feds owe me a refund, i owed the state sixty bucks and i know i signed the check. i'll bet that as long as the check is signed CA doesn't give a flying dingo's kidney whether i signed the return.

okay, so i'm a retard.

but so is the signature requirement. come on now. W e-filed but still had to print something out, sign it, and send it in.

come on now.

what the hell does a signature prove?

my signature looks nothing at all like my "official" signature on my SS card and my driver's license. In fact, nowadays I sign things either "wavy line" or i make up a name. nobody cares.

signatures are ridiculous. they prove nothing, not even that i signed my tax return.

just send me my fuckin check you bastiges.