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stetford611: hi there
sexyblueeyes1984: wow
sexyblueeyes1984: you'r faast
he IMed me no more than 10 seconds after W published my new YM name
sexyblueeyes1984: i just barely changed the name
stetford611: lol
stetford611 : i just looked at your new pic
stetford611 : thats why
sexyblueeyes1984: heheh
stetford611 : so what are you up to tonight?
sexyblueeyes1984: just sittin here takin pics of myself
stetford611 : cool
stetford611 : do you have a webcam?
sexyblueeyes1984: whart are you up to?
sexyblueeyes1984: no i wish!
stetford611 : watching you post pics
sexyblueeyes1984: what else?
stetford611 : watching blind date on tv
sexyblueeyes1984: ooh
sexyblueeyes1984: i used to watch that
sexyblueeyes1984: when i couldnt sleep
sexyblueeyes1984: hahaah
sexyblueeyes1984: its on so late!
stetford611 : yeah
stetford611 : i had a bad day today, so i slept for 3 hours when i got home
stetford611 : now i am wide awake
sexyblueeyes1984: oh
sexyblueeyes1984: why'd you have a bad day?
stetford611 : long story, all work related
sexyblueeyes1984: did anybody get hurt?
stetford611 : no
stetford611 : just bullshit that i am tired of putting up with
stetford611 : so what you got on besides that top? how about a full body shot
sexyblueeyes1984: okay, here's one
sexyblueeyes1984: oh, sorry
sexyblueeyes1984: hold on a second
sexyblueeyes1984: http://threetwentyfive.yafro.com/photo/8311142
CAUTION: this is a closeup of my nipple and hairy chesticle.
sexyblueeyes1984: oh poop! i pasted the wrong link... sorry
stetford611 : i was going to say
sexyblueeyes1984: FUCK!!!!
stetford611 : whoa, whoa whoa, calm down, lol
sexyblueeyes1984: my cat just took 412klj
sexyblueeyes1984: fuck!
sexyblueeyes1984: my cat just took my usb cable!
stetford611 : lol
sexyblueeyes1984: i can't put up more pics without it
stetford611 : cant you chase your cat down
sexyblueeyes1984: she ran out the door
sexyblueeyes1984: she's an outdoor cat
sexyblueeyes1984: won't even see her again till tomorrow
sexyblueeyes1984: god ammit!!##@#@!#@
stetford611 : how big is your outdoors?
sexyblueeyes1984: the whole world is outdoors!
sexyblueeyes1984: hahah
sexyblueeyes1984: i dont really have a back yard
stetford611 : you dont have a fence or anything?
sexyblueeyes1984: shre probably ran down the street
sexyblueeyes1984: no, no fence
sexyblueeyes1984: the other day
sexyblueeyes1984: she rolled around in some kind of poo
sexyblueeyes1984: and got it on my bedspread
sexyblueeyes1984: ewwww
stetford611 : that sucks
stetford611 : do you live alone
sexyblueeyes1984: nah, i live with my mom
stetford611 : cool, cant you go outside and call your cat?
sexyblueeyes1984: lol!
sexyblueeyes1984: call a cat!
sexyblueeyes1984: you've never had a cat, have you?
stetford611 : like whistle
stetford611 : yes
stetford611 : i have had three in my life
sexyblueeyes1984: that's a lot of pussies!
sexyblueeyes1984: hahahaha
stetford611 : and if i wanted it to come to me, i would whistle and he would come
stetford611 : lol
stetford611 : you are a pervert aren't you
sexyblueeyes1984: heheeh
stetford611 : lol, fantastic
stetford611 : are you single?
sexyblueeyes1984: yah, you?
stetford611 : yes i am
stetford611 : are you a virgin
sexyblueeyes1984: where are you?
stetford611 : at home
sexyblueeyes1984: duh
sexyblueeyes1984: where's home?
stetford611 : Orlando Florida
stetford611 : and you
sexyblueeyes1984: springdale arkansas
stetford611 : cool
sexyblueeyes1984: brb gotta get some water
stetford611 : ok
sexyblueeyes1984: man, that's some good water
stetford611 : lol, ok
sexyblueeyes1984: did you know that springdale was voted best municipal water district in all of arkansas?
stetford611 : no, i am not up to date on my arkansas news
sexyblueeyes1984: 2003, 2004, AND 2005!!
sexyblueeyes1984: hehe
sexyblueeyes1984: i voted twice
sexyblueeyes1984: they weren't checking IDs
stetford611 : you cheater
stetford611 : lol
sexyblueeyes1984: lol
sexyblueeyes1984: yeah
stetford611 : so are you a virgin?
sexyblueeyes1984: i dont know
stetford611 : ok?
sexyblueeyes1984: yeah
sexyblueeyes1984: how about you?
sexyblueeyes1984: virgin?
stetford611 : no
sexyblueeyes1984: congratulations
stetford611 : thanks
stetford611 : i was until i was 19 though
sexyblueeyes1984: how old are u now?
stetford611 : can i ask you a personal question?
stetford611 : 24
sexyblueeyes1984: didnt you already ask me a personal quesion???
stetford611 : no that was public knowledge
stetford611 : j/k
sexyblueeyes1984: lol
stetford611 : do you masturbate?
sexyblueeyes1984: of course, everyone does!
sexyblueeyes1984: i bet you're doing it right now!!
stetford611 : actually i am not
stetford611 : i am fully clothed
sexyblueeyes1984: uh huh
stetford611 : if i was, i would tell you
sexyblueeyes1984: fullyu clothed?
sexyblueeyes1984: you can spank it with clothes on no problem
stetford611 : now if you were sending me some pics of your boobs, that might change things, lol
sexyblueeyes1984: didn't i already send you a boob pic?
stetford611 : kind of a pain to spank it fully clothed
stetford611 : no
sexyblueeyes1984: but when you spank it with clothes on, there's less mess to clean up
sexyblueeyes1984: come on, that's what underpants are for!
stetford611 : but then you have to change underwear, or I would anyway
stetford611 : you just cum in your panties?
sexyblueeyes1984: no no no
sexyblueeyes1984: *i* don't do it iwth clothes on
sexyblueeyes1984: but lots of guys do
stetford611 : I dont
stetford611 : maybe a shirt
sexyblueeyes1984: my frind george
sexyblueeyes1984: he was telling me about how he sopanked it in the men's room at spido burger
sexyblueeyes1984: he didnt even take his pants off, he used the hand dryer!!!
sexyblueeyes1984: he was wearing thick underpants so it didnt leave a stain
stetford611 : why would you spank it in a restaraunt?
sexyblueeyes1984: i dunno, youd have to ask him
sexyblueeyes1984: i wouldnt
sexyblueeyes1984: but you know guys
sexyblueeyes1984: always fuckin horney
stetford611 : whats the weirdest place you have ever masturbated?
sexyblueeyes1984: hehe
sexyblueeyes1984: in church!
sexyblueeyes1984: how abou you?
stetford611 : um
stetford611 : not sure, let me think, dont know that i have ever done it in a wierd place
stetford611 : i guess while driving in a car
sexyblueeyes1984: whoah!
sexyblueeyes1984: sounds dangerous!!!
stetford611 : so do i get a boob pic?
sexyblueeyes1984: well
sexyblueeyes1984: it will have to be an old one, the cat still has my usb!
sexyblueeyes1984: let me find one
stetford611 : ok
sexyblueeyes1984: hm
sexyblueeyes1984: i posted it to yaftro but i can't see it!
sexyblueeyes1984: wtf
sexyblueeyes1984: ooooh
sexyblueeyes1984: had to turn off safe mode in settings
stetford611 : oh
sexyblueeyes1984: http://sexyblueeyes1984.yafro.com/photo/8311344
this is a horrible pic that i got off of google images. I searched for "hairy armpits" and got a shot of a rather old lady showing her boobs and hairy pits. i photoshopped off the pay-website url and posted it to yafro
sexyblueeyes1984: how do i se the webcam?
stetford611 : what webcam?
sexyblueeyes1984: stetford611's status is now "View My Webcam".
stetford611 : lol
sexyblueeyes1984: yours!
I begin viewing his webcam. he's a kinda chubby soon-to-be-bald shortish-looking guy. a little like this, in fact.
stetford611 : is that really you?
sexyblueeyes1984: yea
sexyblueeyes1984: is that really you?
stetford611 : no
stetford611 : its a fake
stetford611 : do you shave your armpits now?
sexyblueeyes1984: hells no
sexyblueeyes1984: my last bioyfriend liked em like that
sexyblueeyes1984: you dont like the fuzz?
stetford611 : not there
stetford611 : you have great tits though
i cannot emphasize enough how untrue this is. the pic he looked at was... horrid.
sexyblueeyes1984:
sexyblueeyes1984: thanks
sexyblueeyes1984: whats that stuff on the wall ?
sexyblueeyes1984: looks like license plates or something
stetford611 : they are, or were
sexyblueeyes1984: you make license plates?
i.e. are you a convict?
stetford611 : it was a thing my old roomate did for his job
i think he means "cellmate"
sexyblueeyes1984: professionally or for a hobby?
stetford611 : no
stetford611 : he was working with special olympics florida, with their licensed plate design
sexyblueeyes1984: heheh
sexyblueeyes1984: u just farted didnt you!!
stetford611's status is now "Available". (3/16/2005 10:53 PM)

stetford611 : no
stetford611 : brb
stetford611 : why did you think i farted?
sexyblueeyes1984: you made a funny face like you were squeezing one out
stetford611 : oh
stetford611 : nope, i dont think so anyway
stetford611 : so
sexyblueeyes1984: so what do you do for work?
stetford611 : I work at a golf course
sexyblueeyes1984: im gonna have to get a job next year
sexyblueeyes1984: oh, do you drive the ball collector cart thing?
stetford611 : i have
stetford611 : but not normally
sexyblueeyes1984: i had a friend who did that
sexyblueeyes1984: he says when you go out
sexyblueeyes1984: everyone aims for you
stetford611 : that is very true
sexyblueeyes1984: hah
sexyblueeyes1984: people are assholes!
stetford611 : you are in a cage, it doesn't matter
sexyblueeyes1984: yeah i guess you get used to it
stetford611 : yeah, its kind of fun
stetford611 : so what are you wearing right now?
sexyblueeyes1984: same stuff
sexyblueeyes1984: that blue thing
stetford611 : and?
sexyblueeyes1984: it's a 1 piece dingus
sexyblueeyes1984: goes to my toes
stetford611 : oh, sorry
sexyblueeyes1984: sorry?
stetford611 : so no panties
sexyblueeyes1984: nah
sexyblueeyes1984: i just got back fromthe crapper
sexyblueeyes1984: left em there
stetford611 : what kind were you wearing?
sexyblueeyes1984: a itty bity black thong
sexyblueeyes1984: if i clench my cheeks real good you cant even see it
sexyblueeyes1984: lol
stetford611 : do you shave your pussy?
sexyblueeyes1984: no, she wont sit still long enough
sexyblueeyes1984: lol
stetford611 : how about the pubic hair on your vagina?
sexyblueeyes1984: oh, this must be that "personal question" you were talking about, huh?
stetford611 : no that was about masturbating
sexyblueeyes1984: ooh
sexyblueeyes1984: so tell me
stetford611 : you tell me first
sexyblueeyes1984: do you like to floss when you go down on a girl?
stetford611 : who says i go down on a girl
sexyblueeyes1984: what you need a shaved coochie for if you aint gonna lick it?
stetford611 : who says i go down at all
stetford611 : i dont mind some hair
stetford611 : i dont like the damn national forest though
stetford611 : i like it bald, or some above the clit level, but definetly shaved lips
sexyblueeyes1984: thanks for sharing
stetford611 : no problem
stetford611 : so if you shave, how do you shave it?
sexyblueeyes1984: yeah i shave
sexyblueeyes1984: i shave down the sides and leave some hair in the middle
sexyblueeyes1984: around my lips
sexyblueeyes1984: but i keep that hair pretty short
sexyblueeyes1984: like, trim it weekly
stetford611 : cool
sexyblueeyes1984: how about you
sexyblueeyes1984: you shave?
stetford611 : I need to
stetford611 : i like to keep it trimmed, but haven't in a while
sexyblueeyes1984: this isnt me, but this is kinda what it looks like after i shave
sexyblueeyes1984: http://www.rockymusic.org/zachman/gallery/theater/curryli2.jpg
stetford611 : i am hoping you are really female
sexyblueeyes1984: your personal questions skipped over the really important ones
sexyblueeyes1984: like
sexyblueeyes1984: "age"
sexyblueeyes1984: "sex"
sexyblueeyes1984: you did ask "location", so props for that
sexyblueeyes1984: i think you even asked "age"
sexyblueeyes1984: but really
sexyblueeyes1984: "sex" is important too, doncha think?
stetford611 : just assumed that since it was on your profile, it was you
stetford611 : or you were female
sexyblueeyes1984: like they say
stetford611 : yeah yeah yeah
sexyblueeyes1984: on the internet, the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are FBI
sexyblueeyes1984: hey!
sexyblueeyes1984: don't you love me any more?
stetford611 : not if you are a guy
sexyblueeyes1984: what if i wasnt?
sexyblueeyes1984: gonna come out to arkansas and sex me up?
stetford611 : no
sexyblueeyes1984: gonna spank it to my boob pics?
stetford611 : maybe
sexyblueeyes1984: well, that's what i get for asking, huh