i need a backup belt

i have backups for everything.

i have 17 different coffee grinders and 10 different ways to brew my beans.

i have 30 different espresso cups.

i have notepads littered all over my daily routes in case the muse alights upon my crown.

i have 5 copies of the bible and i'm a freakin agnostic.

i have clif's builder bars scattered near and far across the bay area in case i get hungry.

i have 6 weeks' worth of underpants, three pairs of vans (hey, that's a lot for a guy), 3 pairs of birks, 3 pairs of boots, a pair of "backup" shoes in my car trunk, and specialized socks for each of the above (er, except the underpants).

but i have only one belt, and it's getting kinda ratty. it used to be black but now W says it's brown.

good lord, what will i do if it breaks? how will my pants stay up???