i crack me up

maury_cohen : dude
maury_cohen : that isn't what condoms are for in the military
maury_cohen : shagging your sarge
maury_cohen : no sir
maury_cohen : it's for getting it on with the locals
b........m : and you would knowbecause?
b........m : LOL
b........m : alright
b........m : we can change the subject now
maury_cohen : okay
maury_cohen : gotta leave soon to go see elbo girl
maury_cohen : pick up some dinner, and...
maury_cohen : oh, oops
maury_cohen : still on the same subject
maury_cohen : sorry