wipers are for the weak

on the way over from SM to OAK, in the pouring rain, i used my windshield wipers less than 8 times. that is to say, i got no more than 16 swishes the entire trip.

there is a finite amount of water that will stick to my windshield. i figure it is a better use of my time to learn to drive with that amount of obstruction than to constantly be flipping my wiper paddle or -- worse -- try not to be distracted by the fackin swishblargs.

i have a similar philosophy for dusting. better to acclimate to the dust than to have to remove it 2x a week.

no, that's not just an excuse to be lazy, okay?