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February 7, 2005
quiz diva
okay, these are fun.
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
What Ass Do *You* Have??
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You Are Mango Flavored Lube!
Exotic, unconventional, and sultry.You are the flavor most likely to speak a foreign language during sex.
You are the flavor least likely to be considered boring.
Sound yummy? Get Mango Flavored Lube Here :-)
What Flavor Lube Are *You*?
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You don’t need a boyfriend; all you need is a good vibrator.
It’s not that you hate men.It’s not that you’d even object if one walked into your life tomorrow.
It’s just that you don’t feel an aching need to have a clueless dork with hairy armpits around, trying to cop a feel.
Your needs – and you do have them – can be met very well by a good battery-powered dildo.
FYI, it’s illegal to sell such things in some states.
And no surprise, this is the most illicit sex you've experienced in a while!
Do You *Need* a Boyfriend?
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Your Freaky Fetish Is Formicophilia!
Otherwise known as, stimulation from crawly things.Usually worms, snails, snakes... on your most private areas
Spread on the honey, to attract these slithering fiends
For you, size truly does not matter.
What's Your Freaky Fetish?
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For God's Sake - Don't Pose Nude
Forget about not having the goods to pose nude - you don't have the confidence either.You probably won't be happy with the final result, and there's no taking it back.
If you still want a self esteem boost, get some arty nudes done by a professional
But keep them to yourself and your sweetie, until you hit the gym a little harder
Should You Pose Nude... Or Keep It To Yourself?
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You Should Stay Straight
Nope, no gay tendencies to you at allExcept that you decided to take this gay quiz
You may secretly wonder if you could get it on with another guy
Only if all the women died off - or if you were in prison for life
Should You Go Gay?
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You have a completely healthy attitude regarding sex.
You're smart, strong, and you know that sex is not just a physical thing, but an emotional thing as well.However, you have no baggage or hang-ups and appreciate sex for what it is.
Go you!
What's Your Relationship With Sex?
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"Active Ass"?
YOU HAVE A FINGER UP YOUR ASS!
yeah, i dunno what that one was about. two things to notice tho:
1 - my ass is much hairer than that one
2 - that one's got panties on so the finger is probably not "up" the ass
3 - the quiz wasn't about whether i want to stick things/fingers up there, so i have no clue why they showed that pic
anyhow, the important one is that i finally found out i'm not gay.
man, what a relief!
i was gonna say "what a load off" but somehow that didn't sound right...
If the finger isn't up the ass, then where is it?
Besides, those are thongs, which provide excellent access to the ass.
Not that I'd know.
Oh dammit, quizdiva says I have an Active Ass too.
opinions are like arseholes, and you have an active ass.