fecking george luke-ass

got the sw trilogy dvd set the other day

now i finally appreciate what the fanboys have been saying all along: ESB is in a totally different class than ANH and ROTJ.

the ANH changes were just fucking lame. the jabba scene, the extra cgi monsters at mos eisley, greedo shooting first. they all look so forced and tacked on.

but that's nothing compared to rotj.

i never appreciated just how fucking lame the fucking ewoks are.

jfc.

and then, as if it wasn't bad enough that the ewoks are fucking lame - that the fate of an entire galaxy rests not in the hands of people who care like han and admiral "it's a trap!" akbar and that british lady from ESB but in the "paws" of some half-sentient midgets in teddy bear suits - george obviously REALIZED how fucking lame they are and tried to cover it up.

the ending USED to be the laughably lame ewok victory song: yub yab! yibba yubba! woobie woobie blib glab! sing along everybody!

now it's some pseudo-peruvian mountain music stuff, all "dignified" and solemn, showing people all over the galaxy boogying down to the groovy new freedom (most likely the same fuckwits that cheered and partied when the empire took over) brought to them, free of charge, by midgets in teddy bear suits.

and then

and THEN

as if all that wasn't enough

ghost-of-vader wasn't ghost-of-vader, it's some "i'm evil looking! look how i look down and at the camera at the same time! i'm gothic!" fuckwit, probably the same fuckwit that plays anakin in the new abominations, i can't remember.

gah.

i don't even really care about SW: obviously, if i cared, i would not have bought the dvds (i tried to resist, but you know how luke-ass has power over weak minds like mine). but this crap is so lame it just makes me mad.

argh!