the facts of the case

fact 1 : several months ago i blew forty quatloos on a beard trimmer
fact 2 : it has sat (virtually) locked in a drawer since then because i cut too short
fact 3 : with a long beard, i look kind of scuzzy
fact 4 : it gets in the way sometimes
fact 5 : i'm always playing with it, ick.

so.

i wonder, is it time to bring my fancy beard trimmer out of retirement, or leave it in its drawer and just remove this thing with a razor?

hmmmm.