proud to be an american

seriously.

i don't often have much patriotic pride, considering it silly to take pride in the location where one's mother happened to pop one out.

however, to my own surprise, my blood begins to boil whenever i come in contact with british (or american, for that matter, but british especially) royalty.

to paraphrase kevin smith :

All they ever do is get high and tell stupid jokes that only stoners would get. fuck the british royalty. fuck them in their stupid asses.