word of the day

"it's pronounced 'orange-eye-na'," I said. "rhymes with 'vagina'".

"there's an orange-eye-na near my vagina," said W.

"come here for a minute," i said. "now lemme see your hand..."

"now there's a... uh... wenis... near... my.... uh... heh heh."

yes, i'll be winning nobel prizes in maturity AND literature.