i dunno if i can stay in a relationship built on lies

how long has it been now? four weeks? five?

we've been living a lie.

all this time, i thought you were telling me the truth, but you "played" me. i trusted you, and look what i got for it?

in front of your friends, your coworkers, even customers and your cat. i believed your phony stories, your misdirections. boy, do i feel like a jackass.

and for all of this, what did i get?

rachet and clank 3, 3 days earlier than i thought was possible.