sometimes

i don't think things all the way through.

and sometimes (okay, often) i like for people to guess what i'm thinking.

this can be a poor combination.

no, i haven't got kids.
no wife.
no dog, no cat, no goldfish.
no contagious disease.
my arms and legs are real, my teeth are all mine.
i wasn't born a woman.

come on, i did say it wasn't one you would be able to guess easily :)

i think it turned out okay. now you know

but i did lie about not being a space alien. boo!