oh my

i was gonna write out some prose but i decided bad haikus would be "better".

CAUTION : mushiness follows

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only one from you
caused so many more from me
is that like-a-lot?

look at the pillow
you say my skin is tougher
why is it so wet?

(trying to be a bit more traditional)
a shadow dances
stealing through the clouds and dew
light upon a smile

stupid words from me
that was the wrong kind of tear
why cant i shut up?

i said i would end
but you dont make it easy
more than i deserve

go back, hermit crab
better than to feel her tears
bliss! she disagrees

they did so much stuff
what do i have to offer?
me? worth the trouble?

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what did you just say?
are you saying what i think?
no, you silly toad

see the special smile
it's too cold to hang the pouf
you warm me back up

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i opened up me
you did not shrink from the warts
i imagine yours

(note: the preceding was not about herpes, sicko)
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ugh! fucking cell phone!
i'm up! i'm up! i'm up! ugh!
ugh ugh ugh ooooooooooooh riiiight.

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