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September 3, 2004

i don't decorate

i have several standard decorative items that have been with me since i've been living on my own. these are the only items that have ever graced my walls (taking some liberty with that statement to expand the list):

  • the jamaican head
  • the hanging, glowing skull (ceiling, not wall, okay?)
  • the hanging, glowing skeleton keychain (okay, this one's not even inside)
  • the horn (well, hanging from a door hinge is kinda like being on a wall, yes?)
  • the tartan tie (hanging on a horn is like being on a wall, right?)
  • the package of pine tree car deoderizers (on the horn also)
  • the grad tassle
  • the golden "i've got a big gpa!" rope thingy

    at one point i had a "guinness is good for you!" poster, then i stopped drinking and took it down. oh, and a dart board at one point. i had to pay for the wall when i moved out of that apt.

    so i looked over at the photo printer i'd gotten before last xmas, and the big, mostly unused pack of photo paper i'd gotten FOR xmas, and thought to myself: self, how about you print some photos why not?

    so i did, and pinned them to the wall above the stationary compy, where i can almost but not quite entirely fail to see them with my peripheral vision.

    what use is that, you say? (come on, i know you said it. okay fine. say it now, all right?) i didn't know at the time, but once i left the room it was obvious. upon returning, they were the first thing i laid eyes upon. and each time i left the room, i'd forget all about them, only to be greeted by a pleasant surprise when i return. ha!

    early-onset alzheimer's isn't ALL bad.

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