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September 24, 2004
i da bomb in phantoms, yo!
so, driving down the road a couple weeks ago, i look at myself in the mirror, and i says "self, i think you look like someone. you know who i mean, and i won't mention his name, because we both don't like him."
then last night i showed my foto to an ex-coworker and out of the blue, he said "hey, now you look like X", where X was the same as the above unnamed someone.
so today in work, i mentioned to the boss that the ex thought i looked like someone, and he got it right on the second guess.
just to see if i could get some unanimity, i polled one more coworker. 1st guess.
that's right, i'm this guy, dammit!
What's that, you look like Ben Affleck? And that's a bad thing? Did I miss something?
Maybe that means you'll get a JLo lookalike girlfriend, yo.