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Lets get married - SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY - 28 (financial district)
Reply to: anon-43628779@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-25, 10:50PM PDT


Stats.:
28 years old
White
Female
Full c-cup
dress size:3
black hair
blue eyes
5'7
113 lbs.

Education:
J.D. (Civil Law)
Boalt Hall

Annual Income:
$179,000

YOU
Educated (BA or higher)
Annual income of over 70K
Disease free (a complete medical checkup will be REQUIRED before we engage in any sexual activity.
420 Friendly
You must be fertile and willing to have kids after 1 year of marriage.
You must be attractive.
Your height: between 5'7 and 5'11
Your weight: appropriate for your height
Your age: between 28 and 33 (there will be exceptions but it will be based soley on your looks).
Your car: Any European import. **there will be NO exceptions here**
Your penis size: 6.5 inches or longer. I'm particularly fond of uncut men. Furthermore, our son(s) will be uncut. I don't believe in that barbaric custom.
Your religion: Agnostic BUT highly spiritual.
Your face: No acne, no scars, facial hair is OK. However, no moustaches! And NO sideburns
Extra stuff: Must have clean nails, no bald men, if you shave down there- don't reply, you must know how to cook & clean, you must go shopping with me, you enjoy rought YET gentle sex, my libido is very high and require sex atleast once daily.

NOW THE MARRIAGE PART::
If you meet all my requirements, then I think we should get married. I am tired of waiting. My biological clock is ticking! We'll have an informal wedding in Las Vegas - our honeymoon will also be in Las Vegas. I don't want a big and expensive wedding. This will all take place within 2 weeks. Send a picture if you qualify. If you didn't make the cut, I'll let you know. Yes, even lawyers have some decency.

-Sydney

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