sigh

so much learning, so many new rules.

#1, of coure, is ALWAYS CALL AHEAD, DAMMIT.

#2 I have forgotten.

And #3, as of now: ALWAYS CLOSE THE LID ON THE TOILET.

Got out of the shower, grabbed my towel and whipped it around me, as is my habit. The end caught the toilet paper dispenser, ripped it clean off its mounting, and drove one of the mounts straight into the waiting toilet.

Now how am I supposed to get it out of there?