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August 31, 2004
my underpants defy the laws of physics
Fruit of the Loom has now taken to branding their products FTL, which is why I couldn't find them when I went shopping for new underoos. Additionally, "Fruit of the Loom" is not the first thing that comes to mind when I'm digging through the undies drawer and see FTL.
but i suspect that's just me.
It's gotta be something geeky or brainy (and I say that in the best possible way), which leads me to ask, they're now selling faster than light underoos?
you got it. and they're all redshifted, too, although that may just be because i don't separate my whites and my colors.